b-o-r-e-d
it’s 7 pm on a saturday evening. i’m so bored. why did i never learn how to entertain myself as a child?
the past three weekends, i’ve had the urge to go to the movies. and of course, is there anything worth spending £8 on in the cinema? not a fucking thing.
books are putting me to sleep, television is a wasteland, i’ve been to all my favourite websites three times, all the shops are closed, and the house is spotlessly clean.
lordy, what the hell am i gonna do for the next three weeks?! someone save me from myself!
less than jake – history of a boring town
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