reason #327 why i love my husband
me: what is your aversion to throwing out the little capsules your daily contacts come in, as opposed to leaving them around the room until the saline has evaporated and they are little salt-encrusted nuggets, or waiting until they fall and spill all over the floor?
j: it’s a little game I like to play called “annoy jen with silly little hats”
me: hats???
j: *habits*…
me: oh.
because used properly, hats sounded kinda fun.