exciting, informative, snarky, and very likely fabricated tales of life as an american expat in london

belated birthday

by Jen at 5:47 pm on 12.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: mundane mayhem, world tour

Nothing too much interesting going on these days – just waiting for spring to be sprung, so we can blow this pop stand. The rest all revolves around lots of time spent indoors, using computer time (free) and dvds (nearly free) to entertain ourselves. So it was a really nice change of pace to go out for dinner with a fellow expat last night – enjoying seafood fajitas and margaritas at one of the few (decent) mexican places in all of london. that’s something you don’t usually factor in before you make the leap across the pond – the distinct lack of the culture south of the border that americans get to take for granted. so we had a good evening chatting and drinking, and it was lovely to a) leave the apartment and b) be out with a new friend and c) have her treat me to the meal as a belated birthday present.

arrived home today to a belated birthday package! my kay bee was soooo good to me – she sent me many many peeps (including the kind you decorate with icing, [the only way you can physically make a peep *more* sugary!] ) and all sorts of funny travel knick-knacks like toilet paper, and some wonderful fancy special patagonia travel pants!! which are a pretty pretty brick red and fit me perfectly!! see?

patagonia pants

my sis is the best. that is all.

Other than that, I wish i could think of anything even remotely interesting to say about my life. i’ve been reading a lot about china – fascinating history. I’m not really a history buff, but i clearly remember reading “the last emperor” at 17. i have to say, i think i’m probably looking the most forward to china out of everywhere we’re going, just because it’s *so* different, it will be the closest thing to cultural immersion. (south east asia is very tourist friendly, and south america i already have a little knowledge of. ) i’m also really excited to see new zealand – though it will be winter and quite chilly.

eh, this post is just starting to ramble, so i’ll wind up… ciao for now.

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fun with linkage

by Jen at 6:03 pm on 10.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: eclectica

i figured everyone had already seen this, but in case you missed it, here’s dave letterman taking the vile bill o’reilly down a peg or two

i’ve always had a bit of a crush on dave, and this only reinforces it.

Ah, it’s that time of year again – the 2005 darwin awards, in recognition of stupid people who do their part to weed out the gene pool by offing themselves. “freeway dangler” is my favourite.

wicked experimental art: 10 banned albums are burned and then played. gustav mahler to “2 live crew”.

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obsessed

by Jen at 4:10 pm on 9.01.2006 | 2 Comments
filed under: classic, mutterings and musings, world tour

“working” from home today, and i have fallen into a deep well of travel blogs and rtw sites. the more i read the further away i seem to get from knowing where i want to go. i think that in order to figure out exactly what i want to get from this trip, i need to revisit the beginnings.

the roots go back to early 2002 – i was dating this guy (who, for anonymity purposes, we shall call here “p.”) who was headed on a trip to mount kilimanjaro (via london) for a month. i was incredibly jealous (and also, for reasons i can only chalk up to temporary insanity, rather attached at that point). i was missing him, and trying to pretend i wasn’t, so in a stroke of inspiration i started keeping a fictional round the world blog that i emailed to him daily. i spent hours at my work desk every day researching and writing, and scouring photographs, trying to make it as realistic as possible. i did white water rafting in the grand canyon. i went canoeing down the amazon to see the pink porpoises and trek through the rainforest. i hiked the inca trail to machu picchu. i climbed active volcanoes in hawaii. i dove in the waters of the galapagos islands and saw the worlds most ancient tortoise. i went to an elephant sanctuary in the himalayas. i went ballooning over the namib desert at sunrise. i saw the fjiords of norway, and the aurora borealis. not much *paid* work got done, but i was far too busy constructing my adventures to wallow in self-pity.

of course, i should’ve known the relationship would end in disaster when, after receiving my lovingly and painstakingly crafted project, his first comment was on how it seemed to be written from a very post-colonial point of view. and that, my friends, was the point at which he became known as “waste of space”.

however – i put so much time and effort into this little creative project that the idea of a round the world trip took deep root. but it wasn’t the kind of thing i thought could ever happen without the miracle of winning the lottery. not to mention the whole mindset is different – people in the u.s. don’t just drop out of society to go travelling. hell, people rarely take more than their allotted 2 weeks vacation to do anything. but coming over here, being surrounded by people whose raison d’etre is adventure, whose only purpose for living in london is to finance their travels… well, it’s an eye opener. these people work and save… and take off. and then work and save some more, to travel even further. suddenly, a round the world trip didn’t seem like such an impossibly difficult thing to accomplish. and meeting j… that’s when it all started to come together.

so i guess part of the purpose for this trip is to see some places before they change too irrevocably. places like cambodia and china and bolivia are quickly becoming hotspots. places like thailand and peru have already been “ruined” to some extent with the influx of western tourism. i’m not saying they’re not worth seeing – just that i believe it’s becoming impossible to view these places without the filter of the permanent influence of travellers. observing something fundamentally changes the nature of it, but add a dependence on foreign investment, and suddenly it is no longer “what it is”, but has become “what you want it to be”. you are no longer viewing that country’s native culture, but rather that country’s native culture in saleable form. globalisation is not, in and of itself, a purely evil or wonderful thing – there are both benefits and problems. but it does change things.

and the other part of this trip is to get in touch with that piece of myself that always identified with being a traveller. my first real travelling experience was as an exchange student to paraguay at 16. i knew almost nothing about the country before i arrived, and after the summer was over, i came back thinking very clearly “oh, okay, well that’s it then – i’m going to spend my life travelling.” i was certain that i would go into international development, and become a lifelong wanderer. my parents knew people who were career travellers – people who devoted their lives to the peace corps or missionary work. i thought for sure that i would finish university, do a stint in development, and then become a part of an ngo organisation that would send me to all kinds of places. it was so clear in my head that that’s how my life would be.

but alas, at first i took a liking to psychology, and then a new york boy, and “the plan” just kind of derailed from there. and in the meantime, real life has a way of intervening, and tying you down to things you never thought you’d need, but now would have a hard time doing without. but this is my chance to see the lifestyle and places i always thought i would be intimately familiar with – the adventures, the spontaneity, the languages. very few people can/choose to live that way, and this is my chance to catch a glimpse of it.

so i suppose that’s important to keep in mind as i plow through all this information, as fascinating as it is. while my trip will certainly not be complete without seeing the angkor wat, or the three toed sloths of south america, as ursula le guin once said, “it’s good to have an end to journey towards. but it’s the journey that matters, in the end.”

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patriot pride

by Jen at 4:48 pm on 8.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: this sporting life

how much do i love my patriots? a whole helluva lot.

willie mcginest(photo courtesy of boston.com)

my boyz notched their record tenth straight playoff win against the jaguars last night, and by all accounts, looked damn good doing it. the pats seem to be bringing game at exactly the right time, and suddenly what looked like a season to write off, is instead more and more resembling a real run at a fourth superbowl.

this is where it all starts to get interesting folks, as for their next matchup, the pats face either denver or the colts. overall, we’ve had more success against indianapolis, and the loss earlier this season could be seen as an abberant blip on the screen. denver, however, had a nearly identical regular season record. either way, it won’t be an easy game.

still, with so much recent superbowl success under our belts, i think it’s a strength we’ll be able to draw on. i have a feeling we’re on our way to more great things. i can only watch and hope.

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it’s the little things

by Jen at 3:01 pm on 7.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: world tour

an entire 6 months touring the world and what am i most excited about? getting to experience the singapore airport, where they apparently have free movies, internet, video games, open air pool, sparkling hot showers, dedicated sleeping areas (with alarm clocks), orchid gardens, free beach and river tours of the city, and get you through immigration/baggage claim/customs in a half hour flat. in fact, several people have remarked there’s absolutely no need to get a hotel room, or even leave the airport, for that matter.

what can i say? i’m easy to please.

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watching the watchers

by Jen at 7:11 pm on 6.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: londonlife, mutterings and musings

Ugh, it’s that time of year again – “big brother”. the british obsession with this noxious programme just boggles my mind. this show is on about 6 months out of the year, and spawns no fewer than 5 different offspring programmes, which are repeated ad nauseum throughout the day on various channels. my irritation with “big brother” comes not only from the show(s), but from the fact that it is nigh on impossible to escape. You can’t *not* see it, hear it, read about it. it’s so omnipresent that in spite of never actually watching it, i know almost as much about it as if i was a “BB” devotee. it’s insidious.

so they cycle “big brother” through. then, alternatively they have the “celebrity big brother” variant, where they take “celebrities” and stick them in the house for a month. i should, i suppose, explain straight off the bat that the term “celebrity” is played with very loose and fast around these parts. A british celebrity is, in fact, rarely ever known outside europe. It’s a small nation, but a powerful one, and quite honestly i am completely flummoxed as to why there are so few british celebrities of international stature. in comparison, u.s. celebrities are, as a rule, world renowned, and i suppose that says quite a lot about the predominance of american culture in general. still, the disparity between even b-list american celebs and u.k. media darlings is huge. i can probably list on one hand the number of british superstars who’s fame translates across the pond, and the vast majority of the rest of them, most americans would never have heard of.

i give you exhibit a – this year’s “celebrity big brother” line up:

    Michael Barrymore
    Traci Bingham
    Rula Lenska
    Samuel Preston
    Pete Burns
    Maggot
    Jodie Marsh
    Faria Alam
    Dennis Rodman
    George Galloway
    Chantelle

if you only recognised 2 (or even 3) of those names, you’re not alone. see the pathetic bios here. i’m sure dennis is firing his agent even as we speak.

think this is an off year? check out the previous rosters here.

it’s going to be a very long month.

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still hip

by Jen at 7:04 pm on 4.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: tunage

because I just am.

“still hip”




MP3 playlist (M3U)

and the podcast link be here

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blog birthday #2

by Jen at 5:40 pm on Comments Off
filed under: mundane mayhem

it’s the second anniversary of jen’s den!

i always wondered just how long this little hobby of mine would stick – but if anything, i’m even more invested in it now than ever. what keeps me coming back to the keyboard? I guess i view this as part creative writing exercise, part repository of all my mental bits and bobs, and part social experiment. sometimes i like to imagine there is an actual audience out there, and sometimes i’m just writing for my own fun/sanity/fun. i’ve been told that sometimes i reveal a bit too much personal information, but i can honestly say i’m not embarrassed by anything i’ve put out there. and i hope i haven’t embarassed anyone else (sorry about the nekkid birthday pictures piper, but i’ll apologise when you hit your teen years!)

according to my host server, i have gone from 64 people visiting the first month back in jan 2004, to nearly 7,000 last month. most of those are, i’m sure, brief accidents of the browsing kind. but i hope there are a few peeps who think what i have to say is funny/pathetic/crazy/plagaristic enough to stick around.

so here it is, my little documentary in progress: 730 days, 370 posts, a thousand+ photos, and numerous hangovers later. woo hoo!

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i am the pie queen

by Jen at 7:56 pm on 3.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: blurblets, mundane mayhem

in trying to use up leftover pastry dough, i have quickly discovered just how versatile the humble pie is. nearly anything can go in. sad potato, a few stray mushrooms and some quorn pieces? add some bisto and a splash of wine, and you have a pie. mince and peas and onion? that’s a pie. fish and leeks and cheese sauce? pie.

all bow down before me – i am the pie queen. yum.

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evil oysters, tube rage

by Jen at 6:14 pm on | 5 Comments
filed under: londonlife, rant and rage

ugh, back to the grind. and really, grind is the most apt word for it. it is a singular chore to drag myself through the days, knowing that nothing more is going to get done, and the few things I would like to accomplish at this job are unlikely to see fruition before I leave. and believe it or not, that’s *not* a reflection on me. this is the only job i’ve ever held where i have achieved almost nothing concrete – the system is set up in such a way that it’s nearly impossible for anything to actually change, and where simply spending day after day slogging through the system is the only thing that keeps everything going, and is, in fact, seen as doing a “good job”. it’s running to stand still, and I was never a big fan of treadmills.

none of this was helped by the fact that the tube fare hikes threw the entire transoprtation system into a tizzy. as for me, I ended up spending £3 for my journey into work, because i didn’t have the 45 minutes to queue for the ticket line. they’re trying to forcibly move everyone onto the oyster card system (the RFID chipped passes), and so took away the option of paying for a single zone fare ticket with coins at the quickticket machine. up until now, I have avoided using the oyster card for a few reasons: a) the queue to top up the oystercard is always ridiculous b) it wouldn’t save me any money and i’m likely to lose it and c) my extreme distrust of the government. see, the oyster card is really just a tracking mechanism, as you can be followed throughout the tube system. if you want to get a season pass, you have to link the card with your personal information, and many people link it to their bank details as well. that’s an awful lot of information for the government (yes, the tube is still partly owned by the government as a public/private partnership) to have about the vast majority of perfectly law abiding tube riders. i trust the government with my information about as far as I can throw tony blair, and i am convinced that the push to get everyone on oyster cards is a direct result of the july bombings. i held on to the paper tickets for as long as humanly possible, but there is simply no way i’m paying £6 each day to get to and from work.

which leads me to my second gripe about this morning – they’ve effectively forced everyone to go to an oyster card, without making *a single extra provision* for it. suddenly, people who can no longer buy cheap paper tickets need an oyster card. yet at tooting broadway (a fairly busy station) there were still only 2 oyster card compatible machines, while the 4 quickticket machines stood useless. it was the same everywhere i saw, and the queues were out the door in many stations. further, after a full 2 years, the oyster card *still* cannot be used in many places, effectively forcing people to pay two fares when using the train and the tube, and pay-as-you-go customers also cannot use it on the overland train. not to mention, there are plenty of places where you are not able to “Touch in, touch out” in order to get the correct fare, and as a result, end up being charged the highest possible amount. the oyster card is a shining example of how the ancient city of london takes newfangled technology designed to make life easier, and just fucks it up with piss-poor implementation. and adding insult to injury, the tfl website didn’t even have fully up to date information – half the links were to the old fare info.

meanwhile, the tube workers were on strike over the new year holiday, and going on strike again in a week. what a fucking shambles of a scam.

the whole thing has become (you should pardon the pun) like a runaway train.

i know i’ve said this multiple, multiple times, but a public transportation system is judged on its convenience, reliability, and affordability. the tube is none of the above. what a shameful excuse for an infrastructure.

needless to say, i arrived at work grumpy and the day only went downhill from there.

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new stuff for a new year

by Jen at 12:32 pm on 2.01.2006Comments Off
filed under: mundane mayhem

talk of resolutions flying fast and thick. i don’t make new year resolutions. rather, I think of things I want to leave behind in the previous year. then i write them down, burn them, and let the wind carry the ashes away. that’s my little ritual, and it’s nice because i don’t have to feel guilty about anything i don’t achieve, but it provides a symbollic new start – i won’t write them here, because that would give them permanence (thus defeating the purpose) but i will say that as i get older, there are fewer things i feel the need to shed. either i’m getting more comfortable in my skin, or just getting lazier and less inclined to try to change. perhaps a bit of both.

new year’s eve was lovely – just a few friends chilling out at kim and andy’s place. i avoided red wine all evening, and felt fine when I woke up this morning (even after 5 glasses of bubbly, two tequila shooters and, what was pointed out to me, was a liter of beer). After being up for several hours, however, i once again developed a migraine, including all sorts of lovely green spots in front of my eyes. this is a very disturbing trend which could effectively spell the end of my drinking career, since if this is what’s going to happen every time, it’s just not worth it. really. kinda like when, after discovering my lactose intolerance, i had to swear off white russians, brown cows, eggnog, and anything with baileys or irish cream. difficult but necessary. life is just not fair.

what will 2006 bring?

“You’re antsy, an eager understudy waiting in the wings. Something wonderful and exciting is about to happen and you feel it. Though travel plans involve responsibility and planning, the rewards are karmic. You’ll get an inkling of that on May 13. Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 23, marks the beginning of one of the best years of your entire life Make a decision Dec. 20. Then go out and enjoy the great ho! ho! ho! of your life.”

sounds promising. now the countdown begins in earnest – only 14 weeks left!

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