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state of the union: sucky

by Jen at 6:26 pm on 31.01.2006 | 4 Comments
filed under: rant and rage

For those of you Stateside who have to suffer through the monologue of lies, here’s a way to make the “state of the union” address fun: the state of the union drinking game.

whereupon every time he:

defends the necessity or legality of the NSA surveillance program – drink while looking over the shoulder of the person next to you

says “border security” or “illegal immigration” – do 1 shot of tequila

mentions “Scooter Libby”; or other reference to “Plamegate” – Poke a hole in your cup and drink from the leak

If you’re really looking to get wild and crazy, arianna huffington has tips and suggestions for throwing your very own S>O>T>U> party, including games such as “guess the guest” and “beat the speaker”.

you can also use this as the perfect excuse to drown you sorrows over the alito confirmation.

whoopdee. fucking. do.

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  • 1

    Comment by Erren

    2.02.2006 @ 16:03 pm

    Hey Jen, just checking out all the blogs that were left on my site for the expat blog list. You’re blog is really good; you’re quite clever.
    I’m down with the flu and just wondering around aimlessly unable to concentrate on just one thing for too long so, I’ll drop back and read more soon…
    Take care,
    Erren
    (www.pond-hopper.com)

  • 2

    Comment by Jen

    2.02.2006 @ 22:46 pm

    *blush* Why thanks! Glad you like it!

  • 3

    Comment by TreeFrog

    22.02.2006 @ 03:23 am

    Terrific Blog you have. Peace Out.
    TreeFrog

  • 4

    Comment by JiggyWittit

    6.03.2006 @ 10:37 am

    Kewl blog you got goin on up here.
    Peace, JiggyWittit

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