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like the cycle of life… only, y’know… porn

by Jen at 8:52 pm on 7.06.2007 | 4 Comments
filed under: blurblets, eclectica

so as i was skimming through the never ending list of porn-related search terms leading to my blog, i found this:

goldfish up my ass

so, insatiably curious as to *how on god’s green earth* that lead to my site, i checked.

turns out, google has indexed the comments on this page of mine.

it appears i am currently the number 3 result of that particular search string (out of only five, mind you, but still, good enough to qualify for a bronze medal). and now, having referenced “goldfish up my ass” again, i’m sure i’ll shoot straight to number one. roll

my mom would be so proud!

catatonia – goldfish and paracetamol

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  • 1

    Comment by amity

    8.06.2007 @ 08:41 am

    That’s quite an accomplishment. Let me add to your porn status: GOLDFISH UP MY ASS

  • 2

    Comment by Thomas Foolery

    9.06.2007 @ 00:42 am

    I prefer the ‘boobies’ threads.

    But anyway, there I was this morning, having a conversation with a hot asian lesbian in a schoolgirl uniform, and she asked me if I like having sex with animals. I said no, I prefer hot guy-on-guy action.

  • 3

    Comment by Thomas Foolery

    10.06.2007 @ 23:36 pm

    I win the comment-that-totally-ended-the-thread award for this post.

    Boo-yah!

  • 4

    Comment by Jen

    10.06.2007 @ 23:47 pm

    have a cookie D

    i think the o.t.t. quotient of your comment scared everyone else off…because, y’know, you *might* not be joking! dizzy

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