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every day my confusion grows

by Jen at 10:00 pm on 28.02.2008 | 4 Comments
filed under: now *that's* love

i may have mentioned my love of the bbc show “masterchef”. throughout the series, one of the judges has had a habit of saying things like, “that dessert is so good i want to snog it, ” and “that pudding is such a triumph, i’d like to wallow in it,” and “that mash is so velvety i want to cuddle up to it.”

and so what else is he to do? it’s too much temptation and jonno cannot help himself. tonight’s grand finale was liberally peppered with comments from the peanut gallery.

j: “that ice cream is so smooth, i want to rub it on my balls and play with myself.”

j: “that mousse is so light, i want to paint it on my nipples and have someone lick it off.”

j: “that chocolate is so rich, i want to dribble into my own buttcrack.”

his sense of humour is so terribly sophisticated.

new order – bizarre love triangle

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  • 1

    Comment by Thomas Foolery

    29.02.2008 @ 02:14 am

    Haha! That Jonno is a clever, funny fella. I’m jealous. Where’d you find him anyway, in a bar or something? ;-> He’s a keeper.

    Chocolate in my buttcrack! Classic.

  • 2

    Comment by Thomas Foolery

    29.02.2008 @ 02:15 am

    Wait, I hope that didn’t sound sarcastic.

    I really wish I’d thought of it first. Haha!

  • 3

    Comment by Avril

    29.02.2008 @ 13:14 pm

    i’m reading this whilst eating my lunch!

  • 4

    Comment by noble savage

    1.03.2008 @ 08:28 am

    Great, now i’m going to think of chocolate buttcracks all day.

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